About Live Shows

Hank Lazard occasionally performs stand-up comedy.  Hank tells new jokes, his famous jokes, performs live comedy bits, and occasionally takes a digital photo with someone celebrating a birthday.

Ask hank to perform at your show... hanklazard@gmail.com

Monday
Mar142011

Hank Lazard Live: Friday/Saturday May 13th and 14th 2011


Hank is performing live at secret stages in Birmingham, AL.


Firday the 13th at 9:15.  Saturday the 14th at 11pm.

Both at Pale Eddies.

http://secretstages2011.sched.org/


On friday, Hank will be answering questions from parade magazine and telling a secret joke.

On Saturday, Hank will be giving a comedy seminar eligible for continuing education credits.

 

Monday
Sep132010

Hank Lazard Live: Friday November 12 2010

Hank is tentatively scheduled to perform at bottletree in november of 2010.

Opening for Terry Ohms.

Saturday
Jan262008

Hank Lazard Live: Saturday January 26 2008

at Kyle and George's House (Birmingham, AL; 42nd Street)

Hank performs live stand-up/podcast.

Show featured Hank Lazard presents Hank Lazard’s Merv Griffin’s Crosswords, where the idea that Hank is Jesus's Uncle was re-introduced. Also that punches come from Delaware.

During the game show, with the help of the audience, Hank also sang one of his songs where everyone starts snapping (slower).

Lyrics:

What about the economy?
never heard of it
The 69 moon landing?
send them to mars
Immobile teenagers?
buy them some cars
are you voting on Tuesday?
I am hanging with chad.
will you read him a newsday?
a blatant commie rag.
what do you read then?
I read to children with diseases.
You are one courageous star.
I do not disagree.

Later in the show the audience helped out with a live scabbusters skit.

no photos or videos
send any photos or videos to hanklazard@gmail.com

Friday
Sep142007

Hank Lazard Live: Friday September 14 2007

FREEDAMN FEST at Chateau Noir (Stone Mountain, GA; 550 South Rays Road)
Show starts at 9pm.

Hank Lazard will perform before Yakuza Dance Mob.

no photos or videos
send any photos or videos to hanklazard@gmail.com

Sunday
Jun242007

Hank Lazard Live: Sunday June 24 2007

at Bottletree (Birmingham, AL; 3rd ave. S)
9ish.

Hank Lazard opens for Dr. El Suavo who opens for Neil Hamburger.

no photos or videos
send any photos or videos to hanklazard@gmail.com