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Hank Lazard occasionally performs stand-up comedy.  Hank tells new jokes, his famous jokes, performs live comedy bits, and occasionally takes a digital photo with someone celebrating a birthday.

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Saturday
Jan262008

Hank Lazard Live: Saturday January 26 2008

at Kyle and George's House (Birmingham, AL; 42nd Street)

Hank performs live stand-up/podcast.

Show featured Hank Lazard presents Hank Lazard’s Merv Griffin’s Crosswords, where the idea that Hank is Jesus's Uncle was re-introduced. Also that punches come from Delaware.

During the game show, with the help of the audience, Hank also sang one of his songs where everyone starts snapping (slower).

Lyrics:

What about the economy?
never heard of it
The 69 moon landing?
send them to mars
Immobile teenagers?
buy them some cars
are you voting on Tuesday?
I am hanging with chad.
will you read him a newsday?
a blatant commie rag.
what do you read then?
I read to children with diseases.
You are one courageous star.
I do not disagree.

Later in the show the audience helped out with a live scabbusters skit.

no photos or videos
send any photos or videos to hanklazard@gmail.com

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